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Theory on how to plug the Gulf oil leak
By dan | June 16, 2010
Theory
Hello friends… I just can’t wait to get into today’s topic after Mr Obama’s speech last night.
Plugging that hole down in the gulf … has anyone suggested trying to slow the outbound pressure or reverse it using suction?
How to plug the Gulf oil leak
I was trying to imagine what might suck strong enough to slow, stop and even reverse the out-flow of oil. A vacuum won’t work. Its not strong enough.
OK, here are a few things that do suck big-time, and if we could just gather them all up and toss them down that hole we might just reverse the outbound pressure and plug that damn leaking hole:
a. Washington D.C.
b. ABC, CBS, MSNBC, and a few others.
c. IRS, The Federal Reserve. (either will do.)
d. Drivers talking on cell phones.
e. Political Promises
f. Political Correctness
There is a good start for a list of things that are uber-sucky and I bet if we could get half that list into the gaping leaking hole spewing all that crude into the gulf waters, the pressure would cease and we could plug that oil leak.
Topics: Conservative Lobby, Solutions, The Wishing Well | 1 Comment »
June 20th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
I enjoyed this! Well done!